Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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