the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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