He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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