Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
mondays should just be called national damage control day
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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