i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
did i walk over a car last night?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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