Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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