Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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