there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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