ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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