How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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