Sry I called you an 8
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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