it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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