apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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