I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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