You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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