I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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