Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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