you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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