i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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