do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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