There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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