I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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