it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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