the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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