I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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