Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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