Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we made out on top of his cat.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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