Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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