Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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