bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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