Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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