Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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