He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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