he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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