If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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