I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize