So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Let's paint friendship bongs
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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