My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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