WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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