Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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