i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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