We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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