So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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