fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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