DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Randomize