Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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