No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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