update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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