Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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