I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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